Is how the football supporters here refer to their country.
We had a fabulous few days in Santiago which felt just like being in Spain - the buildings, the food, the weather...all the same. But, you know you're not in Spain because the Chileans are all short stout people, and by contrast, they are surrounded by the beautiful cordillera - the magnificant mountain range of the Andes.
We stayed in a new hotel that is a beautiful restoration of an old merchants colonial style house, and Sam practised her Spanish with the breakfast waitress when Simon wanted breakfast in bed one day! We had a pisco sour before every evening meal because that's what the locals do, and also they are delicious. We went up the mountain in a funicular to see the blessed virgin and look out over the sprawling city covered in smog. We saw chinchoro mummies in the museum that are even older than the egyptian mummies.
Next we hopped on the train for 3 hours south of Santiago to arrive in the wine region of Talca. James, our host at the hostel, took us on his wine tour which visited two local vineyards for tours and tastings, plus a high speed drive around some of the local sights. He´d even fitted his car out with a couple of DVD players so we could watch the Tourist Information film about the region. Unfortunately we were only there for the wine, and the DVD merely served to illustrate how much more we were missing.
Also in Talca, we needed to get some stamps for our Easter Island postcards. We expected this to be a 5 min job, but after making our request at the Post Office counter, we were escorted into the office behind, and sat down at a desk with a particularly rotund Chillean who got out a huge folder of stamps with different pictures, and asked us to select our favourite. Each postcard required 2 stamps, 1 decorative stamp and an "International Priority" sticker, and was meant to go in an envelope with official looking stamps on. Well the cards didn´t fit the envelopes, and the nice gentleman spent a long time sticking the stamps on in a way that didn´t obscure too much writing. 20 mins later, he concluded the process with a shake of our hands worthy of a business deal!
Now we find ourselves in Pucon, a further 8 hours by bus, on the edge of the Lake Distict. We are in between a huge lake and a huge active volcano, and yesterday we attempted to climb the latter. It was the first day in 20 that the weather was good enough for the 2847 metre ascent. So we set off with our ice axes and crampons, shepherded by our manic guides whose mission was to get us up there quick enough to peak inside the crater to see the molten lava, then scurry down again before the weather got too bad.
It was all going well until the final 150 metres when the gradient got really steep. We were sometimes wading through snow, and at others crunching our crampons into solid ice, all the while the wind was whipping ice crystals into our faces. I´m afraid to say it all got a bit too much for me as I started to find the whole experience terrifying, so the guide dug a hole in the snow for me to wait in while the others did the final 100m, and Simon very kindly insisted on staying with me. As it turns out the wind was so bad that they couldn´t stay very long at the top and could only see a faint red glow of lava through the smoke. Descending was even worse for me, and I had to be helped alot by the guides who were very patient and encouraging (apart from when they laughed at me for looking like a duck walking in the snow). Simon was fine of course, with all the agility of a mountain goat!
The weather has turned awful now, lashing winds and rain, and we fear it will only get worse. A siren has just gone off here, wonder if its the volcano?!?